Sunday, January 4, 2015

Profiles in Governance 2015.1

Governor Sam Brownback
of the Kansas Caliphate 

In a foreign policy scoop, Kansas Governor Sam Brownback led a delegation to the "Unitary Republic" of Kazakhstan to increase trade for his caliphate to the Khanate over there in Asia.

Governor Sam "Led trade missions to China, France, United Kingdom, Germany, and Kazakhstan promoting Kansas agricultural exports," says the official Kansas site.  

Hey Governor Sam, did you meet with Nursultan Nazarbayev, Kazakhstan's first President, a position he has held for more than two decades? If Nazarbayev can rule so long in such an impoverished third world country, maybe you can be Governor Sam for Life in prosperous modern day Kansas.  

Tea party republican caliphates like Kansas and Oklahoma never cease to amaze.  

This has become another very, very bad tea party republican joke on America.