Sarah Palin Seen in Video at the Voyeur Club

Fresh on the heels of the $2000 scandal, Foxnews just ran a headline that a security camera video at the entrance to the Voyeur Club in West Hollywood recorded the original Girl-Gone-Vogue, SARAH PALIN with the RNC group.

A representative for PALIN, political consultant ERIK BROWN has refused to answer questions about the veracity of this story.

Meanwhile PALIN made an appearance dressed in black leather at a Utah gathering of the Tea Baggers. PALIN denied the video tapes saying, "The videos were falsely created by a group of Hollywood socialists to discredit her stand against communism and muslims in America."

At a press conference in Scottsdale, Arizona's SENATOR JOHN MCCAIN disavowed any further affiliation with the former Alaska governor. In a private interview with the Phoenix Press Ledger newspaper, MCCAIN stated PALIN's support just wasn't working out for him.

MCCAIN also said PALIN's values were not in keeping with the moral high ground of republicans across the nation, and that PALIN still owes an unstated amount of money to MCCAIN for his endorsement of her on the 2008 republican vice-presidential ticket.

So, ... APRIL FOOLS from Martinshushu!

But it sure could be true, couldn't it?